I would eat a mile of their shit just to see where it came from.

I didnt see Fantastic Four but I did see alot of Pepsi commercials

I already jack off with lotion what more do you want from me?

I didn't wash my hands because I'm not at work...high five?

That's like some guy's $60 bar tab in the parking lot.

Does that guy even know how to chew? It looks like he just ate a bunch of bread dough.

Man, I'm glad I'm not in that situation. That's alot of vomit!

Have you ever lacked off and watched The Wizard of Oz? It's trippy shit!

FREEBIRD!

That sounds like a good idea but Depends is a good idea too: not having to go to get up and go to the bathroom.