Long time lurker, first time poster

It's not out of the realm of possiblity.

She is slapping science in the face!

One snatch to rule them all!

Ever wear condoms when you play video games for a long time? Just piss in it. It's like a diaper without having to hold all the other shit.

It's like a book, this thick with only words...wow, I sound really dumb.

Have you ever met anyone who celebrates Kawanza? I think it's just elementary school scare tactics.

...so I ran around to the back door and got into the bathroom but Ryley and Jon were in the bathroom talking. I pulled my pants down and looked at Ryley in the eyes and he said 'Don't look at me while you're shitting!' and I said 'We just had a bonding moment, you've seen me at my weakest and you didn't go in for the kill strike.'